overheard 5/3/98:

"That doesn't count, because Howard was using the wrong bat." - Rod, referring to Howard's out
"Hans is definitely using the right bat." - Kir, after Hans' grand slam

overheard 4/26/98:

Katie: "Was that the batting order?"
Kir: "Yeah."
Katie: "Was it really?"

Kir: "That was beyond foul."

Denise: "Mikey in the hole and me...digging the trench."

Mikey: "Howard's going kamikaze."

overheard 4/19/98:

"You think it takes a Master's to count past one?"
- Tamika, referring to the confused umpire operating the scoreboard

"I'm wearin' a cup next time."
- Rod, after landing hard in the field

"Stealth only works when they can't see you!" - Rod, referring to Howard being picked off between 1st and 2nd

"He thought he was cloaked, but he was uncloaked."
- Kir, in reply to Rod's comment about Howard


overheard from previous games:

"Hold up at home!"
- Louise

"Feel. Isn't that nice?"
"My loofah is harder."
- Erin & Rod, regarding Erin's unshaven legs

"It was cool. I'm just not hungry now."
- Thomas, regarding a green bug Kir found

"If you walk, it's three bases - you get a double, the person behind you gets a single...it's the additive property of softball."
- Hans explains walking

"All right Hans!"
"Self-defense."
- Kir & Hans, regarding his really good crotch-level catch

"I flirt with him...but you could probably do both."
- Kir to Rod about concession stand guy

"Can Rod throw standing up?"
- Kir, regarding one of Rod's fielding efforts