overheard 5/3/98:
"That doesn't count, because Howard was using the wrong bat." - Rod, referring to Howard's out
"Hans is definitely using the right bat." - Kir, after Hans' grand slam
overheard 4/26/98:
Katie: "Was that the batting order?"
Kir: "Yeah."
Katie: "Was it really?"
Kir: "That was beyond foul."
Denise: "Mikey in the hole and me...digging the trench."
Mikey: "Howard's going kamikaze."
overheard 4/19/98:
"You think it takes a Master's to count past one?"
- Tamika, referring to the confused umpire operating the scoreboard
"I'm wearin' a cup next time."
- Rod, after landing hard in the field
"Stealth only works when they can't see you!"
- Rod, referring to Howard being picked off between 1st and 2nd
"He thought he was cloaked, but he was uncloaked."
- Kir, in reply to Rod's comment about Howard
overheard from previous games:
"Hold up at home!"
- Louise
"Feel. Isn't that nice?"
"My loofah is harder."
- Erin & Rod, regarding Erin's unshaven legs
"It was cool. I'm just not hungry now."
- Thomas, regarding a green bug Kir found
"If you walk, it's three bases - you get a double, the person behind you gets a single...it's the additive property of softball."
- Hans explains walking
"All right Hans!"
"Self-defense."
- Kir & Hans, regarding his really good crotch-level catch
"I flirt with him...but you could probably do both."
- Kir to Rod about concession stand guy
"Can Rod throw standing up?"
- Kir, regarding one of Rod's fielding efforts